Classic Scam: a child at the $ store.
It was hard to carry on the negotiations as I was also battling voices in my head: “let him have it, it is just $2” , “it is the principal, would I buy it if it cost more?”, “why deny him a small treat?” “no, if you give in now, you will always give in”, “what harm will it do, it will make him so happy”, ” he should understand that he will not always get what he wants in life”, ” he is only a child once”.
I stumbled upon a weight loss discovery – LOL!!!
«Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to our dearly departed dishwasher. She stopped functioning peacefully after a long and happy life full of hot water, suds and memories of delicious meals. In lieu of flowers, we ask that you help with the dishes.»
May the force be with you mommy!
Moment of hesitation before my heretical statement, “No, it is not real.”
Starscream Accusations…
Hmmm, mind racing, chest compressed by stress and a lump in my throat is accumulating as I try to determine if Starscream was a victim of my efficient but secret system of toy management:
Nail Polish Wonder Girl!
As a part-time clumsy person, I am in awe of any display of coordination.
